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Okay all my dear followers. I have a task for you.

As you all know, I have a ginormous crush on Jade McSorley. You all also know that I write some stories and stuff and have them on ze internetz.

So what y’all gotta do is, tweet Jade and tell her like, did you see this guy who writes these nice stories and he’s a big fan/really likes/has a bit of a thing for you, go check it out. Don’t mention MY Twitter, just my site.

Come on folks! I know like being able to contact a celebrity is considered a pipe dream for most but I’m someone who thinks ‘impossible? PAH!’ so let’s all go and make my pipe dream come true and really see her mentions have a bunch of suggestions to do so so she’ll definitely notice it and visit and maybe write something and talk to me and I will actually get to talk to Jade McSorley.

My site link is http://jamawesome.wordpress.com and her Twitter is @JadeMcSorleyM1

COME ON GUYS MAKE MY DREAM COME TRUE WHOO

A lot of things not a good idea right now

‘Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead’ NO ADELE IT ALWAYS HURTS ALWAYS

I went to my old office today for their 10th anniversary. The boss was telling us all about some earlier projects they had done and he mentioned the Adolescent Sexual Behavior survey they had to do at national level. ‘It was very eye-opening’, he says, ‘what we saw was that pretty much everyone had their first experience at eighteen’, and I was so irritable about the subject from yesterday and today all that without thinking I just stuck up my hand like a kid in class and went ‘Whoo so I’m in the minority! I’m nineteen in a month!’

The universe keeps on rubbing the fact that for all my good looks, intelligence, charm and charisma, nobody seems to actually want me. It’s a chicken-egg problem: is it because I hardly ever go out and stick to very limited social circles thus I’m statistically unlikely to meet the people who would want me, or do I lack a certain intangible that creates a desirability?

Sorry this wasn’t meant to be an ‘open question’, I have my Tumblr in French and I accidentally checked that option and I don’t know how to edit it out.

I’m in a not good enough mood to enjoy the cheering up of seeing a little red 1 on my envelope

Hi, new follower

I am also a very fickle person. I am known as quite picky. My name is Zayaan. Have fun.