January 2012
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I’m living with a family for now and I’ll be staying as a tenant starting tomorrow. The wife and the two kids- one is four, the other is one, and they both seem to adore me- leave tomorrow to go back to Maldives though. So tomorrow I start paying rent and move to the other bedroom. Stuff to do:
Lots of shopping. Furniture for my room, a punching bag cos I’m seriously getting so...
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newsweek:
apsies:
“To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion, Virginia State Sen. Janet Howell (D-Fairfax) on Monday attached an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining a prescription for erectile dysfunction medication.”
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Huff Po (via rachelfershleiser)
This is the most beautiful...
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Reverse Racism? Many white people claim to have experienced mistreatment,...
– (Halifax District School Board, Anti-Racism Policy, 1996) on Reverse Racism (via racismfreeontario)
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because-i-caved asked: What are five strange thing on your bucket list?
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If I followed Nelly’s advice for dealing with heat right now I’d be wearing negative five clothes
It’s so fucking hot I think I am slowly baking into a living human pie
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Expressions.
mctumblovin:
I absolutely love them. Sometimes you can be walking past someone, even a complete stranger, and see lovely little expressions you have and a little tiny bit of you will fall for them a little. And sometimes you can talk to someone you’ve known for ages and just look at their little expressions.
I love the way sometimes people can look at you very frankly, people who are very close...
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Why the fuck am I seeing pictures of Sergio Ramos,...
vivalavida08:
Schrodinger’s fan
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So as I get ready to start college I’m planning to be super organized.
A massive Microsoft OneNote set of notebooks which I have already made, with sections for each course and program for notes and able to link things to individual folders- well the plan is to get everything organized by the time I start actual classes on Feb 27th, cos right now my path through the IAP (intro pre-course...
I may be used to beautiful football every week watching Barca but tennis is beautiful to watch when the likes of Federer and Nadal play. Preferably against each other.
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isildursbanee a réagi à votre billet : isildursbanee a réagi à votre billet : After two…
hahaha oh :( try calling your library maybe?
I just actually tried that at your suggestion. And Vodafone tells me I can’t because I only have $3.95 left. Why though, why shouldn’t I be able to make a call if I still have almost $4 left? I don’t know how these Australian...
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isildursbanee a réagi à votre billet : After two weeks away from Tumblr I’m back on it…
WE SHOULD BE TEXTING BUDDIES
YES WE SHOULD TEXT ME
On a side note, when it rains it fucking pours. So I’d been so ridiculously depressed the past few days I’d been putting off this assignment and now I’m going to try do it and finish by 5pm- it being 3.30pm now- my fucking...
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After two weeks away from Tumblr I’m back on it right when I have to finish a big assignment in one and a half hours’ deadline. I wonder what that says about me.
Ps. Y’all, my number is +614 04 238 671.
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[Messi’s] skills are already so unreal that Arsene Wenger, manager of the...
– TIME (via barcelonina)
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cosmo tip #156
tachi-aya:
expertcosmotips:
want to be sexy AND creative??? buy a shitload of different lipsticks and give your man a rainbow dick- with your mouth! then take a picture and post it on your flickr! other girls will be SO. JEALOUS.
#he’ll have the most beautiful penis in town #post it on deviant art too it would totally make the front page #this makes you an official photographer
/dead
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I LOVE THE HUNGER GAMES
That is all.
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How do porcupines mate? →
did-you-kno:
First of all, female porcupines are interested in sex only about 8 to 12 hours in a year! Second, to court a female during the short mating season, a male porcupine stands up on his hind legs, waddles up to her, and then sprays her with a huge stream of urine from as far as 6 feet away, and drench his would-be paramour from head to foot!
If the female wasn’t impressed, she’ll...
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Hi folks! I'm back after a long while.
In Adelaide now. I love the city, I fell in love with it the first time I walked around it. The wide streets and tons of parks and beautiful architecture and trees and statues and cold fresh air and sunlight, it feels like living in a city from a movie (I’ve never been out of Asia before, and Asian cities while very nice aren’t like ones in the films and thus doesn’t have quite...
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me: oh, i'm such a good child. i don't smoke, i don't drink and i don't do drugs. i don't sneak out to go partying. my grades are quite good. when i compare myself to those in my class..wow, i'm almost a role model. my parents must be so proud of me!
mom: WHY DON'T I EVER SEE YOU STUDY? ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE INTERNET! YOU SHOULD LOOK AT OTHER STUDENTS! YOU DON'T EVEN HELP ME WITH ANYTHING! NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DO! NONE OF YOU HELP ME! YOU ARE ALL SO UNGRATEFUL!
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Henry is back.
If wherever I’ll be living once I fly out tonight has cable now I’ll actually catch as much Arsenal games as I can now.
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facepalm
A YouTube video labeling as ‘inside footage of Barcelona training sessions’ that old sketch video some people did as ‘Italy national team training’ where they show players practicing falling down and exploding onto the floor as a face raised and stuff- is being shared by a ton of my friends who think it’s real. I don’t mind people hating us, but this is...
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Do you all know something I really hate?
Really hate.
Reeeeeally hate.
REALLY hate.
Is when people take usual old love quotes or wise sayings or whatever. The usual stuff that has been repeated in various forms for ages now and has always existed somewhere but nobody really knows where they’re specifically from, the kind that appear on bokeh pictures and over pictures of landscapes and...