the excitement is unbearable in your new home cat….isn’t it?
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
what do will graham and sherlock holmes have in common
a deerstalker
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fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
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setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:
Exactly.
Imagine a wall full of circular holes, that circles can keep walking in and out of with no difficulty.
Now imagine that the triangles manage to get the resources together, after years of not being able to fit through the circle’s holes, to drill a single triangle space into the wall.
Now imagine that the circle — who previously supported the triangle’s efforts because they are well-rounded (har) and value equality — comes along and sees the construction project. But instead of being happy, they get angry.
“Well, I won’t be able to fit through your hole!!!!” the circle cries.
“I helped you get the drill!!!!” the circle shrieks.
“Make it fit me too!!!!” the circle demands.
The triangles, barely holding it together enough to get a triangle hole together, stare at the circle in confusion.
“You have all the holes you need,” the triangles explain. “This is for us. You don’t need to fit through our hole, too.”
“YOU’RE BEING UNEQUAL AND HURTING MY FEELINGS!” the circle wails. “I DON’T SUPPORT YOUR HOLE IF IT DOESN’T FIT ME TOO. GIVE ME MY DRILL BACK.”
“It’s not your drill, it’s our drill. You helped us get it, because you said you cared.”
“I ONLY CARED WHEN I THOUGHT YOU’D MAKE A HOLE EVERYONE COULD FIT THROUGH. YOU’RE PERPETUATING INEQUALITY!!!”
“Why is it up to us, the small group that has never been able to fit through the wall at all, to make a hole everyone can use? Why isn’t it up to you, the people who have been able to cross back and forth at will for years? We just want to see the other side; why are you yelling at us?”
“I DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN A CIRCLE, OMG. I’VE HAD TO WORK HARD ALL MY LIFE TOO. YOU’RE JUST BEING BIGOTED AGAINST ME BECAUSE OF SOMETHING I CAN’T CONTROL, JUST LIKE EVERYONE IS AGAINST YOU.”
“You are interfering with our project and asking us to comfort you while we’re trying to make progress. Please leave.”
“I’m going to tell everyone about this,” the circle warns. “Nobody will support you now.”
“Apparently nobody ever did,” the triangles sigh, getting back to work.
It’s kind of sad
That we have to draw comics using colorful shapes
To explain systematic inequality to people
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This IS a game of “Who the fuck are you”!
- Name: Zayaan
- Age: 20
- Height: 5’7”
- Weight: 80-something
- Relationship status: lol
- Birthday: january 10th
- Favorite color: i refuse to pick
- Last song listened: either night time by the xx or something off the latest the national album i don’t remember
- Favorite movie: there’s like 8 or 9 but american beauty and leon and say anything are in the list
- Last movie watched: the cabin in the woods
- Favorite book: lolita, looking for alaska, never let me go, unbearable lightness of being, the age of innocence, etc
- Last book read: currently reading ulysses by james joyce in small doses but that’s gonna take ages to finish
- # of siblings: 2
- # of pets: none
- Best school subject: it was chemistry in high school, i dunno now… from the three subjects i do politics maybe?
- Cell phone type: sony ericsson android
- Current shirt color: blue but it’s like a sweater thing (edit: apparently it’s actually grey according to the person next to me oh)
- Gamer? nah too mediocre a computer for that really just a laptop
- Day or night? night
- Summer or winter? aussie winter over aussie summer
- Most-visited website? tumblr
- Celebrity crush: alison brie, jessica brown findlay, kat dennings, amanda seyfried
- Biggest turn on:hmm genre-savvy love of cliche tbh those always provide fun banter and snark and insightful conversation and good if slightly self-conscious romance and also it’s really sexy ykno
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