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christoph-waltzed: I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:07:04 +0930

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.

a lesson in making friends with people

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:10:21 +0930

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gloriouspondchester: what do will graham and sherlock holmes have in common a deerstalker

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:56:34 +0930

gloriouspondchester:

what do will graham and sherlock holmes have in common

a deerstalker

dogerection: send this to your crush with no context

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:50:03 +0930

dogerection:

send this to your crush with no context

uriels: fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:47:50 +0930

uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain: sonic-hip-attack: canikon-bokeh:...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:46:11 +0930

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

sonic-hip-attack:

canikon-bokeh:

Exactly.

Imagine a wall full of circular holes, that circles can keep walking in and out of with no difficulty.

Now imagine that the triangles manage to get the resources together, after years of not being able to fit through the circle’s holes, to drill a single triangle space into the wall.

Now imagine that the circle — who previously supported the triangle’s efforts because they are well-rounded (har) and value equality — comes along and sees the construction project. But instead of being happy, they get angry.

“Well, I won’t be able to fit through your hole!!!!” the circle cries.

“I helped you get the drill!!!!” the circle shrieks.

“Make it fit me too!!!!” the circle demands.

The triangles, barely holding it together enough to get a triangle hole together, stare at the circle in confusion.

“You have all the holes you need,” the triangles explain. “This is for us. You don’t need to fit through our hole, too.”

“YOU’RE BEING UNEQUAL AND HURTING MY FEELINGS!” the circle wails. “I DON’T SUPPORT YOUR HOLE IF IT DOESN’T FIT ME TOO. GIVE ME MY DRILL BACK.”

“It’s not your drill, it’s our drill. You helped us get it, because you said you cared.”

“I ONLY CARED WHEN I THOUGHT YOU’D MAKE A HOLE EVERYONE COULD FIT THROUGH. YOU’RE PERPETUATING INEQUALITY!!!”

“Why is it up to us, the small group that has never been able to fit through the wall at all, to make a hole everyone can use? Why isn’t it up to you, the people who have been able to cross back and forth at will for years? We just want to see the other side; why are you yelling at us?”

“I DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN A CIRCLE, OMG. I’VE HAD TO WORK HARD ALL MY LIFE TOO. YOU’RE JUST BEING BIGOTED AGAINST ME BECAUSE OF SOMETHING I CAN’T CONTROL, JUST LIKE EVERYONE IS AGAINST YOU.”

“You are interfering with our project and asking us to comfort you while we’re trying to make progress. Please leave.”

“I’m going to tell everyone about this,” the circle warns. “Nobody will support you now.”

“Apparently nobody ever did,” the triangles sigh, getting back to work.

It’s kind of sad

That we have to draw comics using colorful shapes

To explain systematic inequality to people

This IS a game of “Who the fuck are you”! Name: Zayaan Age: 20 Height:...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:42:00 +0930

This IS a game of “Who the fuck are you”!

Name: Zayaan

Age: 20

Height: 5’7”

Weight: 80-something

Relationship status: lol

Birthday: january 10th

Favorite color: i refuse to pick

Last song listened: either night time by the xx or something off the latest the national album i don’t remember

Favorite movie: there’s like 8 or 9 but american beauty and leon and say anything are in the list

Last movie watched: the cabin in the woods

Favorite book: lolita, looking for alaska, never let me go, unbearable lightness of being, the age of innocence, etc

Last book read: currently reading ulysses by james joyce in small doses but that’s gonna take ages to finish

# of siblings: 2

# of pets: none

Best school subject: it was chemistry in high school, i dunno now… from the three subjects i do politics maybe?

Cell phone type: sony ericsson android

Current shirt color: blue but it’s like a sweater thing (edit: apparently it’s actually grey according to the person next to me oh)

Gamer? nah too mediocre a computer for that really just a laptop

Day or night? night

Summer or winter? aussie winter over aussie summer

Most-visited website? tumblr

Celebrity crush: alison brie, jessica brown findlay, kat dennings, amanda seyfried

Biggest turn on:hmm genre-savvy love of cliche tbh those always provide fun banter and snark and insightful conversation and good if slightly self-conscious romance and also it’s really sexy ykno

i-dont-understand-that-reference: dfw-cub: terra-mater: 15...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:31:39 +0930

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

dfw-cub:

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

Source

I am gonna make it my personal mission to see these places some day.

I’ve seen the underground lakes in Mexico and I’ve been to the one seen there and go its so worth it to swim in them. Some are so clear and you can see like 90 feet down (beware if you’re afraid of heights though)

Top 6 Anya Moments suggested by oswinchesters and buffypratt

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:26:09 +0930

Top 6 Anya Moments suggested by oswinchesters and buffypratt

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amoreprofoundpond: hanni wasn’t feeling appreciated

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:57:21 +0930

amoreprofoundpond:

hanni wasn’t feeling appreciated

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:07:39 +0930

deathpup: shrexything: babyferaligator: oomshi: is masturbating while smoking weed called...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:07:05 +0930

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:04:41 +0930

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

thedisneytruth: it’s as if you choose that character as your favourite because you subconsciously...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:02:47 +0930

thedisneytruth:

it’s as if you choose that character as your favourite because you subconsciously know they’re going to die

we-are-the-lonely-ones: vectorbelly: Twitter: The Comic is a...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:59:44 +0930

i… found your tumblr, son. welcome to the force here's your gun/badge your first case is "who's grounded" it's you turn in your bagde & gun

is there anybody out there [static] i repeat [static] can eat too much pizza [screaming and crying] we were wrong [static] pizza [static]

oh, great, i fell into a sarchasm. noo, i’m just FINE, and my bones aren’t broken at ALL, having SUCH a good time down here

No! I just got bit by a Dad. I feel the transformation starting *goes to Home Depot & buys materials to build a deck* I'M GONNA BUILD A DECK

if your literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my obsession with pointing out doors to people, well, there's the door

"carlos did u put youre shoes on the right feets today" YES DAD LEFT AND RIGHT "on YOUr feet son?" ..DAD THIS IS THE WRONGEST I EVER GOT IT

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS ＴｈｅＣｏｌｏｓｓａｌＰｉｌｌａｒｏｆＷａｓｐＥｇｇｓ LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS

"I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit" "Not anymore" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon

1)sit in toddler seat of a shopping cart. 2)tip over til feet touch the ground. 3)stand up. you're now a grocery turtle. no one can stop you

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed!" said mommy bear. "Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?! You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

vectorbelly:

Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.

this is the greatest thing I have ever seen

indigowinter17: katelynpossible: my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:54:42 +0930

indigowinter17:

katelynpossible:

my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:40:03 +0930

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christoph-waltzed: I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so...

a lesson in making friends *with* people

gloriouspondchester: what do will graham and sherlock holmes have in common a deerstalker

dogerection: send this to your crush with no context

uriels: fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are...

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain: sonic-hip-attack: canikon-bokeh:...

This IS a game of “Who the fuck are you”! Name: Zayaan Age: 20 Height:...

i-dont-understand-that-reference: dfw-cub: terra-mater: 15...

Top 6 Anya Moments suggested by oswinchesters and buffypratt

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amoreprofoundpond: hanni wasn’t feeling appreciated

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deathpup: shrexything: babyferaligator: oomshi: is masturbating while smoking weed called...

oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my...

thedisneytruth: it’s as if you choose that character as your favourite because you subconsciously...

we-are-the-lonely-ones: vectorbelly: Twitter: The Comic is a...

indigowinter17: katelynpossible: my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide...

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a lesson in making friends with people